So my reminder went off on my phone a little bit ago (as it usually does for one reason or another about this time of day), and when I looked down at it, the thing told me to write something.
“WELLLLLLLLLLL, bossy iPhone, I will. But not to please you. I’m doing it in spite of you and all of your sassy reminders. I know you want to help me and encourage me, but seriously?! Sometimes I just cannot stand your holier-than-thou-I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself attitude.
Maybe I don’t want to write. Or embroider. Or write my participation posts, right now. Maybe I want to sit on my behind and force you to entertain me with a game….a really repetitive game where I ski down a hill trying to catch llamas and consistently fall on my butt, or trip on a rock, or die in a large chasm (which, I did not see coming).
Or maybe I want you to play one song over and over until I learn all of the lyrics”….
(I love this song, btw. It is awesome. And the remixes are, as well. Sometime TobyMac just hits the spot. Anyway….)
“Maybe I want you to NOT tell me that I need to walk more or that I only managed 563 steps yesterday. I work at an elevator, for pete’s sake. What do you expect me to do?? Get up, go outside, and walk around the bins? I do that when it’s nice, but is it enough for you?! Nooooooooo. More, More, More!
Isn’t it enough that I dress you in lovely Kate Spade cases and glass screen protectors? What more do you want from me!?”
This is a typical conversation between my dearest and I… It’s sort of a love-hate relationship. She has ruined me for all other phones, all other software, anything thing not Apple!
But honestly, I wouldn’t trade her for the world.
Ps. I really hope you enjoyed the video…well, moreso the song :). Until the next time my iPhone screams at me to write something! XOXO